So it is May 8. Also known as the most anticipated Saturday Night Live since...Hugh Laurie?
Nontheless, there is a growing pandemic in the United States sports systems: We have run out of team nicknames.
-Thunder Bay Chill
-Sioux Falls Spitfire
-UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs
-Scottsdale Community College Fighting Artichokes
Back to SNL. Greatest episode in my lifetime. It makes up for the crappy season. Only thing we're needing is Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and something in a box.